Scott's silly customers thread.....
- TheDoctor80
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Norton ugh don't get me started on that.
3 months of ignoring wow.
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3 months of ignoring wow.
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Re: Scott's silly customers thread.....
High five for hating Norton! When I was a tech I always used to love it when a machine would come in with one of two things....
1) "I don't understand why I have viruses? I have Norton. Ok, It's been expired for a year but it's still running."
2) "I don't understand why I have virtuses? I've installed every virus protection that I could find...... at the same time."
1) "I don't understand why I have viruses? I have Norton. Ok, It's been expired for a year but it's still running."
2) "I don't understand why I have virtuses? I've installed every virus protection that I could find...... at the same time."
- Scott the Hockey Guy
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LOL, the one thing about Norton I love is it eats so many resources and slows the machine down that I look like a miracle worker by removing it and the machine runs better
and the look of the light dawning on people when I tell them "you're killing your machine when you install two anti-viruses on the same machine because they both think the other is acting like a virus"....it's classic
and the look of the light dawning on people when I tell them "you're killing your machine when you install two anti-viruses on the same machine because they both think the other is acting like a virus"....it's classic
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Lol Norton does slow things down. I was pissed when I got my laptop back and it had Norton.
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Re: Scott's silly customers thread.....
Norton is evil....until I get paid to remove it
......awkward moment when your customers tell you "your hair looks gorgeous today, we just wanna run our fingers through it" and you stop and think that if you can charge them extra for it....why not??
......awkward moment when your customers tell you "your hair looks gorgeous today, we just wanna run our fingers through it" and you stop and think that if you can charge them extra for it....why not??
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Brought a laptop home today to reinstall windows on it....turn it on....eject the CD drive to put the windows disk in.... BAM....PORNO MOVIE in the drive.....wonder if I "forgot" to give it back would he ask for it??
- TheDoctor80
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Re: Scott's silly customers thread.....
Lol great find. Was it a shitty cheap porn? If so he won't miss it.
What did the gf say about you finding it lol?
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What did the gf say about you finding it lol?
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It was cheap shitty porn....when I put it back in the DVD drive it auto-played....its not even worth the gas I'd waste bringing it back!!
Jamie's used to me learning about other people's porn (OPP!!) being part of my job.....I'm just not allowed to go straight to her house from Porno-Man's....the rest she doesn't care and she knows I'm not big on the whole porn thing anyway....the lame storylines don't do it for me :p
Jamie's used to me learning about other people's porn (OPP!!) being part of my job.....I'm just not allowed to go straight to her house from Porno-Man's....the rest she doesn't care and she knows I'm not big on the whole porn thing anyway....the lame storylines don't do it for me :p
- TheDoctor80
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Lol then for sure don't waste the gas.
You must go through a load of sanitizer leaving porn man's house.
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You must go through a load of sanitizer leaving porn man's house.
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Re: Scott's silly customers thread.....
Who has porn on media? Like 1990s or what.